The Miracle Of Toilet Paper
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of
the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he
uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. 'If you want your breasts
to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between
them for a few seconds'.Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet
paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.'How
long will this take?' I asked.'They will grow larger over a period of
years,' my husband replies.I stopped.'Do you really think rubbing a piece
of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make m y breasts larger
over the years?'Without missing a beat he says,'Worked for your butt,
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a
Stupid, stupid man.
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