Four doctors compare medicine

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Four doctors compare medicine

Post by Gizmokid2005 » January 20th, 2008, 8:24 pm

Four doctors got together at a medical conference, and were comparing how advanced their medicine was.

The Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in six weeks."

The German doctor says, "That is nothing.We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in four weeks."

The British doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have both of them out looking for work in two weeks."

The Canadian doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, "You guys are way behind. We took a woman with no brains, sent her to Michigan where she became Governor, and now half the state is out looking for work.

:rofl: :rofl:

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