Marijuana in my Firewood?!

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Marijuana in my Firewood?!

Post by Gizmokid2005 » December 3rd, 2007, 11:29 am

'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'

'Yes. What can I do for you?'

'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hiding'
marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside
them logs, but he's hiding' it there.'

'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They
search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd...Did the Sheriff come?'


'Did they chop up your firewood?'


'Happy Birthday, buddy!'

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